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06

Mar

Jordan (through Andi) :
"Hypothetical situation: what would you say if I told you to suck my dick?"
Andi:
I DONT WANT TO CONVEY THIS CONVERSATION
Nick:
She's talking to me right?
Andi:
yes x]
Jordan (through Andi) :
"Once we play video games together you'll hear me say that a lot"
Nick:
HA
Nick:
Well, I don't know what I'd say
Nick:
Because I'd be too busy owning at any video game we play
Jordan (through Andi) :
"You can suck my dick"
Nick:
I mean jesus, if she really wants me to
Jordan (through Andi) :
"...good luck with that..."
Nick:
Well god damn! She's the one who suggested it!
Jordan (through Andi) :
"I'm just saying that you might have a hard time with that...no pun intended."